A man in walked into a fast food place in Oregon and ordered a burger, wanting one without onions.
But the one he got had onions inside. And he really didn’t like onions.
He grabbed his soda and threw it in the face of the McDonald’s manager. Then he smashed the cash registrar. He did scream “OOONIOOOONS!” too. (Well, the last part I made up).
Now if onions make you that upset, you should really try to listen to this hypnosis download for anger management 
